A downturn in my market

Let's talk debt for a moment. Why not - everyone else is. Take my own personal pantry crisis and fridge deficits and it's a dire situation indeed peeps. And one made no better by my poor forecasting skills that led me to save a bunch of $2 heirloom carrots over my iphone from a near roadside ending. Oh and here's the kicker. My phone was run over by a Prius.

The damn carrots

The phone post Prius

Maybe if I send it to Apple to show it still sort of works they might send me a new one????? Puuullleeeaassseeee.......